Careerealism: My Life In Vignettes

BEER SUMMER: officially cancelled
Asking for a copy of my credit report as "acceptance of our offer" and then refusing to meet me in person means that you not legit. Thanks for playing!

Craigslist.com: The Modern Classifieds
Still sketchy. The more I use Craigslist the less I trust it... but it's kind of ideal for entry-level positions. I just wish that more information was required, like the name of your company. Or at least your field, so I know what I'm getting into.

Another Prospective Job Offer; More Absurd Than The Last One
I answered an ad the other day for a company in a town near mine, but in that vague sort of space wherein I know it is near me but have no idea how to get there. Thinking a 30ish minute commute is reasonable, I send my resume on a whim. That afternoon I get a response inviting me to an interview with them next week (on my birthday, too!). This company is called WOMEN WORKOUT WORLD, it is a "Fitness Spa", and I would be an administrative assistant. The level of amusement this job would promise is, if possible, better than the last one.

Mission Statement of Women Workout World:
We are a community of women committed to your well being. We offer the best in a fitness facility, including our exceptional team of fitness experts, high-end cardio equipment with personal TV’s, strength training equipment, over 40 group fitness classes, a private boxing room, babysitting room staffed by CPR certified childcare professionals, tanning, massage, infrared saunas (as seen on Oprah), and a juice bar! At Women, we understand that you are unique. Our qualified, professional staff can help personalize a fitness program tailored to your specific needs and goals, and are always available to help.

People I could be dealing with directly, all summer long: