30 March 2010

The Cardinal Rules of Thesis Writing

seem to be as follows:

1. YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG.
2. Can you do a b c e d f h i k l j m n o p q and r? i think it will make your argument stronger.
3. Don't try to do anything else ever. You didn't have anything else to do today, did you?
a. you can either sleep or eat. Choose one!
b. oh wait you had other classes, right? Can you still pass them without doing any work whatsoever?
c. unless you live with them, you will not see them. And even then it is unlikely.
d. HINT: if nobody is in the library it is probably a Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
4. this picture.





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