Longest winter break ever is long.

Dear UNH,
Thanks for the longest winter break ever... but seriously now. It's time for this J-Term charade to end.
Listlessly,
Heather


10 SIGNS THAT WINTER BREAK IS TOO LONG
1. Everyone else has gone back to school!
2. You are facebook-stalking...
a) people whom you barely know in real life
b) people who are/have been Big-Deal students on your campus
c) people you went to high school with, but never actually liked and/or talked to
3. You find random people's blogs, read them, and then actively follow them
4. Texts from last night, the aforementioned blogs, etc could count as required reading
5. You start reading a book because, well, it's something to do ... and you read maybe the first hundred pages or so
6. You hit the stumbleupon button six times a minute -- surely there must be something new and interesting on the internet today
7. You have watched the complete series of four TV shows
8. Your hard drive runs out of space from downloading new music
9. The places you would normally go just to get out of the house are looking less like options; you've been there enough that it might look like you're creeping on the establishment
10. It is 7:40 am and you are still awake (why wake up for daytime? you may as well stay up all night and sleep all day anyway...!) (why yes, this did happen today, thanks for asking.)