After a month of collecting job applications, turning them around, interviewing, rinse & repeat ad infinitum I FINALLY GOT A JOB. Thank god, because that was an annoying process.
Anyway. In case being a columnist was not the most English-majory thing in the world, I am now working at a local bagel and coffee place. If I wanted to be snarky I would call my job title "Everything Bagel". I cashier, make coffee, and assemble your bagel's toppings accordingly.
This is inadvertently hilarious, because I can't cook at all, yet I'm working food service. I've only worked one shift, and in that one shift I only burned one thing - an egg in a microwave. Here's hoping I don't get fired for microwave incompetence.
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