Hello Seniors! If you are preparing to graduate...

DEAR UNH:
After a year of getting Fill Out Your Intent-to-Graduate Notifications, due to a surplus of credits, I have finally told you I am leaving your fine institution this May.
KTHANKS,
Heather

Dear my friend who managed to file his intent-to-graduate forms with the wrong major on it a few years ago,
How the hell did you manage this? This was the easiest form I have ever had to fill out in college.
Perplexedly,
Heather

Dear February,
How are you halfway over? Is it midterms season? What happened here?
Baffled,
Heather

Dear The Future,
You are rather imminent. I am so very lucky to have very concrete plans for next year!
Nervously,
Heather

Dear Birmingham,
Nice to finally hear from you! Sorry, but you were about a month too late for consideration.
Regretfully,
Heather

Dear Nottingham:
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS WEEK IN THE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT I AM NOT GOING TO YOUR SCHOOL
Fuck off.
Heather

Dear Strathclyde,
I'm looking forward to meeting you.
With anticipation,
Heather